Posts RSS Sat, December 18, 2010 5:24 am By James Coolridge
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RSSWhy Women stink?
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”
Q: Why did God make women?
A: You think he’s gonna wash the dishes? Aw HAYELL Naw!
Q: How do you know when it’s time to get a new dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to “do your share”
Q: What do you call a woman with pigtails?
A: A ******* with handlebars!
