Posts RSS Tue, November 30, 2010 7:25 am By James Coolridge
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RSSWhy Men Prefer Dogs Over Women – II
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1. Dogs don’t shop.
2. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
3. A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.
4. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
5. A dog’s parents never visit.
6. Dogs love long car trips.
7. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
8. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
9. Dogs like beer.
10. Dogs don’t hate their bodies.
11. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
12. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
13. Dogs never criticize.
14. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
15. Dogs never expect gifts.
