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RSSThe Klopman Curse
A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on
his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name
was fully visible; but when deflated, it read “Wy”.
After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon.
Wendy was delighted with Jack’s “special emblem of devotion.”
Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist.
After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting
the clothing-optional beach.
As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he’d
bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little
hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen
mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the
bartender had “Wy” tattooed on his penis.
”Hey”, Jack said and smiled, “What a coincidence. Your girlfriend
must also be named Wendy.”
”Oh no, mon,” the bartender said and laughed, “Mine say ‘Welcome
to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.’”
