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One day at a school in Harrow, London, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I’ll give £20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St Patrick !”
The teacher said, “Sorry Paddy, that’s not correct.”
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St Andrew !”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”
Finally, a Patel boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ !”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Patel ! Come up here and I’ll give you the £20.”
As the teacher was giving Patel his money, she said, “You know Patel, since you’re a Patel, that means a Hindu, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ !”
Patel replied, “Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but business is business !”
Tags: Teacher, students, school
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.
The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, “What do you like best about it, class? Let’s start with you, Robert.”
