Posts RSS Fri, June 20, 2008 11:23 am By James Coolridge
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An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, “Where did you got this beautiful bicycle?”
“Well,” the second engineering student says, “A couple of days ago I was just walking along when this georgeous blonde pulls up, hops off the bike, rips off all her clothes, and says ‘take what you want’.”
The other engineering student nods and says “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
Tags: Student, engineering, bicycle
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.
The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, “What do you like best about it, class? Let’s start with you, Robert.”
