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Thu, April 17, 2008 1:27 pm By Tim Willis
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Tags: sex, birds, bees, daughter Sun, April 6, 2008 9:02 am By James Coolridge
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A woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is
undone. The woman kindly says” excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open”.
Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few
moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper
was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran
into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into
her unusual comment; “excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was
open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?” The woman
responded by saying ” no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle
bags”
