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Sat, December 6, 2008 12:11 pm  By James Coolridge


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The number twelve goes to a bar


A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

“Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman.

“Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

“You’re under 18,” replies the barman.

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Sun, November 30, 2008 12:08 pm  By James Coolridge


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Two men walked into a bar


Two men walked into a bar.

You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

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