1. It’s legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.

2. Dogs don’t want to know about every other dog you ever had.

3. Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.

4. Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.

5. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.

6. You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

8. Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.

9. Dogs never want foot-rubs.

10. Dogs can’t talk.

11. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

12. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

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1. Dogs don’t shop.

2. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

3. A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.

4. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

5. A dog’s parents never visit.

6. Dogs love long car trips.

7. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

8. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.

9. Dogs like beer.

10. Dogs don’t hate their bodies.

11. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.

12. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

13. Dogs never criticize.

14. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

15. Dogs never expect gifts.

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