Posts RSS Thu, June 12, 2008 1:38 pm By James Coolridge
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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, “At last they’re finally
together.”
A guy sitting in the front row says, “Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?”
“I mean her legs!”
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Err… umm… just got few “blows” while F**king around!
How many times have I told ya girl to leave the lights on!
“Hey this isn’t the time for food… go away… Not now kid!”
There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ”Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.” She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed.
