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A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster-one that service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied:’ I have just the rooster for you. Ricky here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!’
So the farmer took Ricky back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Ricky a little pep talk.’ Ricky,’ he said,’ I’m counting on you to do your stuff.’ And without a word he strutted into the hen house.
Ricky was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Ricky had finished having his way with each hen. But Ricky didn’t stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried more…
