Posts RSS Mon, February 7, 2011 9:19 am By James Coolridge
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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says: “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says: “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says: “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies: “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctor says: “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”
Employer: We need some one for this Job, who is Responsible.
Applicant: Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible…
