Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven…………
They decide to play hide-n-seek………
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den………..
He is supposed to count upto 100
…and then start searching…..
Everyone starts hiding except Newton………
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rightin front
of Einstein………..
Einsteins counting……
97,98,99…..

100……..
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front……..
Einstein says “newtons out..newtons….out…..”
Newton denies and says i am not out……..
He claims tht he is not Newton……
All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton……….
how……………..
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> >>>I am standing in a square of area 1m square…..
> >>>That means i am Newton per meter square……
> >>>Hence i am Pascal….since newton per meter
square=Pascal

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One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

Then dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days.

They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition test.

All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days. The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.

Q 1. Write down your name —– (2 marks)

Q 2. Which tyre burst ——- (98 marks)

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