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Elderly Customer: An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. “I’m 90 years old,” he says. “Ninety!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve had it?” “Oh, sorry,” says the old man. “How much do I owe you?”
Riddle: What has a hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo!
The Virgin: There was this really old guy at a dance who hadn’t had any sex for a long time. He’d been dancing with the grandmas all night, but he still hadn’t scored. Frustrated, he approached an old grandma and said,”Listen, I’m having no luck scoring a woman. How about coming back to my place? I’ll give you $20 if you oblige! “I’m willing, let’s go,” she said. They arrived back at his place, and after a bit of foreplay, they headed for the bedroom. The old guy loved the sex and couldn’t get over how tight the grandma was for such an old woman. Surely she’s got to be a virgin. After the wonderful performance, he rolled over and said, “Wow! Lady, if I had known you were a virgin, I would have given you $50″. Surprised, she replied, “If I had known you were actually going to get an erection, I would have taken off my pantyhose!”
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