Arxman - Humor Blog http://www.arxmanhumor.com Just another WordPress weblog Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:59:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 en Interviews Of MLG San Diego http://www.arxmanhumor.com/interviews-of-mlg-san-diego/ http://www.arxmanhumor.com/interviews-of-mlg-san-diego/#comments Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:53:29 +0000 James Coolridge http://www.arxmanhumor.com/interviews-of-mlg-san-diego/ If you are in for college humor, this bit simply can’t be missed! Jeffery is off to San Diego with his mate to interview gamers of Halo at Major leagues Pro Circuit. Once on roll, the camera only shows you some real hilarious stuff, you might have never seen. Whether [...]]]> If you are in for college humor, this bit simply can’t be missed! Jeffery is off to San Diego with his mate to interview gamers of Halo at Major leagues Pro Circuit. Once on roll, the camera only shows you some real hilarious stuff, you might have never seen. Whether it be the ‘The fist full of bananas’ or of Potassium, you’ll have your stomach severely aching by the end of it. Check out the ever so tiny and ‘unborn’ bone rushers and you’ll know you want to see more of it! ‘The guys a trouble officer’ is another catch that’ll have you laugh your wits off along many others. Friends, all I want to say is you got to check this out if you’ve been missing on all that crazy laughter for a while!

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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!

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Tags: Joke]]> http://www.arxmanhumor.com/employee-boss/feed/ Frog And Santa http://www.arxmanhumor.com/frog-and-santa/ http://www.arxmanhumor.com/frog-and-santa/#comments Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:32:35 +0000 James Coolridge http://www.arxmanhumor.com/frog-and-santa/

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thhi?

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Tags: Joke]]> http://www.arxmanhumor.com/frog-and-santa/feed/ Lazyness & Enemy http://www.arxmanhumor.com/lazyness-enemy/ http://www.arxmanhumor.com/lazyness-enemy/#comments Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:40:04 +0000 James Coolridge http://www.arxmanhumor.com/lazyness-enemy/

“Lazyness is the biggest enemy”:Jawaharlal Nehru

“Always love your enemy”:Mahatma Gandhi

Ab bolo Bapu ki mane ya Chachu ki…??

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Tags: Joke]]> http://www.arxmanhumor.com/lazyness-enemy/feed/ Modern Wife http://www.arxmanhumor.com/modern-wife/ http://www.arxmanhumor.com/modern-wife/#comments Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:39:12 +0000 James Coolridge http://www.arxmanhumor.com/modern-wife/

Husband to Wife - You will never succeed
in making that dog obey you.

Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with you at first.

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“Oh God,” sighed the wife one morning, “I’m convinced my mind is almost completely gone!” Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, “I’m not surprised: You’ve been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!”

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Tags: Joke]]> http://www.arxmanhumor.com/husband-wife/feed/ IT Movies http://www.arxmanhumor.com/it-movies/ http://www.arxmanhumor.com/it-movies/#comments Mon, 23 Feb 2009 12:32:37 +0000 James Coolridge http://www.arxmanhumor.com/it-movies/

What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Here are some newer movie titles:-
1. Login Karo Sajana.
2. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya.
3. Shaheed Hacker Singh.
3. Password De Ke Dekho.
4. Mr. Network Lal.
5. Terminal Sajaa ke Rakhna.
6. Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani.
7. Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta.
8. Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi.
9. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!

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Tags: ]]> http://www.arxmanhumor.com/it-movies/feed/ Ear Bud http://www.arxmanhumor.com/ear-bud-2/ http://www.arxmanhumor.com/ear-bud-2/#comments Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:32:36 +0000 James Coolridge http://www.arxmanhumor.com/ear-bud-2/

Ek aadmi diwaar ke upar ear bud leke saaf kar raha tha. Puchho kyun?

“KYUNKI DEWAARON KE BHI KAAN HOTE HAIN”

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A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him
how he was feeling.
“I’ve never been better,” the old man replied. “I’ve got an
eighteen-year-old bride who’s pregnant & delivered a child.” What is
your opinion about that, Doc?” the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a
story.
I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.
But, one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, “So he’s walking in
the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in
front of him.
He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the
handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him.”
“That’s impossible!” said the old man in disbelief, “Someone else must
have shot that lion.” “Exactly” Said the Doctor”

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Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief shows them the first mug shot.

“That’s not him,” the first blonde states. “This man only has one eye.”

The chief is stunned. “He only has one eye because it’s a profile shot.” He repeats the procedure for the second blonde.

“That’s not him. This man only has one ear,” she answers.

He smacks his head. “It’s a profile shot.” He repeats the procedure for the third blonde.

After viewing the photo, she says, “That’s not him. This man is wearing contact lenses.”

“How do you know that?”

“Well,” she says, “he can’t wear glasses with only one eye and one ear, now can he?”

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